What do you call an alligator…

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Answer: An investigator!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Answer: Thunderwear!read more »

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@OfficeWorker_9909/14/1997 08:32I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Tyler_Durden_Real01/29/2010 01:45Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Fargo_Marge01/15/2002 21:40Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Baxter_The_Dog03/28/2001 01:00Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Neopets_Trader10/16/2010 02:15Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@No_Way_Jose01/12/1995 11:48No way! That’s too much!