Why was the math book sad?
Answer: Because it had too many problems!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the scarecrow win an...
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outst...read more »
What’s the best way to catch...
What’s the best way to catch a school of fish?
Answer: With book...read more »
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »
Why did the tomato turn red?...
Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dr...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Flappy Bird” Edition
In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score ...read more »
Why couldn’t the pony sing a...
Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
Answer: Because it was a l...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
Answer: A mon-key!read more »
What do you call a dog...
What do you call a dog magician?
Answer: A labracadabrador!read more »
Why did the dinosaur cross the...
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken...read more »
Why did the music note get...
Why did the music note get in trouble?
Answer: Because it was sh...read more »
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52 Kids Jokes: The 1995 “Tamagotchi & Playground” Edition
In 1995, the pinnacle of technology was the colorful Game Boy, an...read more »
Why did the chicken join the...
Why did the chicken join the band?
Answer: He wanted to drum up ...read more »
What do you call a cow...
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?
Answer: A moo-s...read more »
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How does a scientist freshen her breath?
Answer: With experi-min...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Very nice! Great success!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.