Why did the tomato turn red?…

Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@AskJeeves_Fan07/02/2007 19:09Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Blockbuster_Refugee02/22/2010 23:45Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Cyber_Security_X03/14/2004 03:35Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Jackass_Johnny08/25/2008 08:55Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Pedro_For_Pres04/21/2002 07:08Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Gaia_Online_Gold02/17/2005 18:14Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.