55 Kids Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition

In 2005, the world changed because we could finally upload our own videos of cats doing funny things. It was the year of Madagascar, the debut of the Xbox 360, and the era when everyone was saying “I like to move it, move it!” while wearing their first pair of Crocs.

The 2005 Top 10: The “Internet & Sith” Legends

1. The YouTube Launch: Why did the kid put his hamster on a skateboard? He wanted to get his first 10 views on YouTube!
2. The Star Wars Drama: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the “Dark Side” (and because he heard there were cookies).
3. The Madagascar Escape: Why did the penguins go to Antarctica? Because they wanted to find a place where the “service” was as cold as the fish.
4. The Xbox 360 Hype: Why did the console go to the circle? Because it was an Xbox “360” and wanted to stay in the loop.
5. The Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire: Why was the dragon so good at school? Because he was a “hot” student and always “fired up” for exams.
6. The Charlie & The Chocolate Factory: Why did Willy Wonka go to the dentist? To see if he could get a “sweet” new smile.
7. The Nintendogs Craze: Why did the boy put his DS in his pocket? He didn’t want his virtual puppy to have “ruff” day while he was at school.
8. The Batman Begins Moment: Why does Batman only wash his hair with “Real Justice” shampoo? Because he wants to fight “shamp-oo” (sham-poo) and crime at the same time.
9. The Guitar Hero Fever: Why did the musician bring a plastic guitar to dinner? He wanted to “shred” some cheese.
10. The Chronicles of Narnia: Why did the kids hide in the wardrobe? They heard the lion was “roaring” for a game of hide and seek.

The Full 2005 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert at using a computer? A “Data-saurus.”
12. Why did the laptop go to the doctor? It had a “cache” of the flu.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the nurse? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
53. What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
54. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? It was over-booked.
55. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.