Why can’t a leopard hide?
Answer: Because it’s always spotted!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the scarecrow win an...
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outst...read more »
What do elves learn in school?...
What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Among Us” Edition
In 2020, the most terrifying phrase was "Your mic is still on!" a...read more »
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer:...
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they might crack up!read more »
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Answer:...
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Answer: Purr-ple!read more »
How do you make a hot...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Answer: Take away its chair!read more »
What’s orange and sounds like a...
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!read more »
Why did the music note get...
Why did the music note get in trouble?
Answer: Because it was sh...read more »
What do you call a cow...
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?
Answer: A moo-s...read more »
What do you call a pig...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Answer: A pork chop!read more »
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What do you call cheese that...
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Answer: Nacho cheese!read more »
What did one hat say to...
What did one hat say to the other?
Answer: “You stay here, I’ll ...read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, the world changed because we could finally upload our ow...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Mushroom Kingdom” Edition
In 2023, the biggest debate wasn't about homework, but whether yo...read more »
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
I want it that way... the funny way!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!