What do you call a cow…

What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?
Answer: A moo-sician!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the music note get in trouble? Answer: Because it was sh...read more »

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Answer: Purr-ple!read more »

In 2004, the peak of entertainment was watching Puss in Boots do ...read more »

What did one wall say to the other wall? Answer: “I’ll meet you ...read more »

What did one plate say to the other plate? Answer: “Lunch is on ...read more »

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer: Because they might crack up!read more »

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? Answer: A funny bunny...read more »

Why did the pirate go to the playground? Answer: To get some arr...read more »

Why was the broom late? Answer: It swept in!read more »

In 2001, every kid was waiting for an owl to bring their school l...read more »

In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »

Why can’t a leopard hide? Answer: Because it’s always spotted!read more »

Why do cows have bells? Answer: Because their horns don’t work!read more »

What do you call a bear with no teeth? Answer: A gummy bear!read more »

@Matrix_Glitch05/06/1997 02:21There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Myspace_Tom06/05/2015 05:14I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Pager_Guy03/11/2000 07:34Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Net_Addict_200010/11/2000 14:49My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Retro_Gamer_Girl08/06/2005 05:11Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Malware_Hunter07/12/2004 20:56Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Marla_Singer_Fan04/21/1996 12:10A joke for the end of the world.

@Bill_Ted_Excell12/01/2005 09:31Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!