What did one plate say to…

What did one plate say to the other plate?
Answer: “Lunch is on me!”

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How do you organize a space party? Answer: You planet!read more »

In 2011, the ultimate magic happened as the Deathly Hallows ...read more »

In 2018, life was all about finding a Golden Scar and avoiding th...read more »

In 2019, if you weren't saying "Sksksk" and "And I oop—", you wer...read more »

Why are ghosts bad liars? Answer: Because you can see right thro...read more »

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer: Because they might crack up!read more »

Why don’t mountains ever get tired? Answer: Because they peak al...read more »

What do you call a pig that does karate? Answer: A pork chop!read more »

Why was the math book sad? Answer: Because it had too many probl...read more »

In 2004, the peak of entertainment was watching Puss in Boots do ...read more »

In 2008, the coolest thing was playing Mario Kart Wii w...read more »

Why did the clock break up with the calendar? Answer: Because it...read more »

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Answer: Sneakers!read more »

What do elves learn in school? Answer: The elf-abet!read more »

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam02/05/1998 04:05I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Cipher_Steak08/05/1999 18:11Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Cal_Naughton_Jr02/12/2004 11:22The magic man... is laughing!

@Starcraft_Zerg12/08/2001 07:37Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Influencer_9902/03/1997 23:33My followers need to see this!