Why don’t mountains ever get tired?…

Why don’t mountains ever get tired?
Answer: Because they peak all the time!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, the pinnacle of technology was the colorful Game Boy, an...read more »

In 1998, the pinnacle of cool was owning a Furby that wouldn’t st...read more »

What kind of tree fits in your hand? Answer: A palm tree!read more »

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? Answer: In case...read more »

Why can’t a leopard hide? Answer: Because it’s always spotted!read more »

Why did the clock break up with the calendar? Answer: Because it...read more »

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Answer: Because he was outst...read more »

Why did the music note get in trouble? Answer: Because it was sh...read more »

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Answer: Boo-berry pie!read more »

In the year 2000, the future finally arrived. We survived Y2K, go...read more »

In 2002, with great power came great responsibility... mostly the...read more »

What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? Answer: A cool coconu...read more »

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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Answer: Nacho cheese!read more »

@N64_GoldenEye03/05/2003 02:14Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Palm_Pilot_User12/08/2000 07:06Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Ghostbusters_V02/03/2004 01:13Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Hide_The_Pain_H02/11/2011 08:36I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Bebo_Lover_0507/25/2008 05:41Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!