52 Kids Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Scrat’s Nut” Edition

In 2002, with great power came great responsibility… mostly the responsibility of not losing your Beyblade in the grass. It was the year of Lilo & Stitch, the debut of the GameCube in Europe, and the moment we realized that a squirrel named Scrat would do anything for an acorn.

The 2002 Top 10: The “Skater & Superhero” Era

1. The Spider-Man Swing: Why did Spider-Man get a job on the computer? Because he was a natural at “web” design!
2. The Ice Age Struggle: Why did Scrat the squirrel go to the bank? To open a “seed” account for his acorn.
3. The Lilo & Stitch Ohana: Why did Stitch go to the bakery? He heard they had “space” cakes.
4. The Scooby-Doo Movie: Why did Shaggy bring a blanket to the cinema? Because it was a “live-action” thriller and he had the “live-action” shivers.
5. The Ketchup Song Craze: Why did the tomato dance to the music? Because it heard the “Ketchup Song” and felt like it was with family.
6. The Kim Possible Mission: Why did Kim Possible bring a pencil to her mission? To “draw” her own conclusions about Drakken’s plan.
7. The Star Wars: Attack of the Clones: Why don’t clones ever go to school alone? Because they always like to have “copy-mates.”
8. The Sk8er Boi Vibe: Why did Avril Lavigne bring a ladder to the skatepark? Because she heard the “Sk8er Boi” was on a whole new level.
9. The GameCube Launch: Why did the kid put a handle on his lunchbox? He wanted it to look like his new Nintendo GameCube.
10. The Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets: Why did Ron Weasley’s car go to the doctor? It had “flying” flu!

The Full 2002 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s good with money? A “Check-asaurus.”
12. Why did the computer go to the beach? To surf the “World Wide Web.”
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.