What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer:...
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they might crack up!read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, every kid was waiting for an owl to bring their school l...read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 2021 “Pop-it & Multiverse” Edition
In 2021, the ultimate stress reliever was a rainbow-colored fidge...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Calendar & Avengers Assemble” Edition
In 2012, we were too busy doing the "invisible horse" dance to wo...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an...
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
Answer: In case...read more »
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »
What’s the best way to catch...
What’s the best way to catch a school of fish?
Answer: With book...read more »
Why do ducks make great detectives?...
Why do ducks make great detectives?
Answer: Because they always ...read more »
Why did the student eat his...
Why did the student eat his homework?
Answer: Because his teache...read more »
What did the pencil say to...
What did the pencil say to the paper?
Answer: “You’ve got a good...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why don’t fish play basketball? Answer:...
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Answer: Because they’re afraid o...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 1996 “Space Jam & N64” Edition
In 1996, the world went 3D with the release of the Nintendo 64, a...read more »
Why can’t a leopard hide? Answer:...
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Answer: Because it’s always spotted!read more »
Why do cows have bells? Answer:...
Why do cows have bells?
Answer: Because their horns don’t work!read more »
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