Why do ducks make great detectives?
Answer: Because they always quack the case!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Kids Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Scrat’s Nut” Edition
In 2002, with great power came great responsibility... mostly the...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
Answer: A mon-key!read more »
What’s orange and sounds like a...
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!read more »
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?...
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have th...read more »
Why did the music teacher go...
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Answer: Because she got ca...read more »
Why don’t teddy bears ever get...
Why don’t teddy bears ever get hungry?
Answer: Because they’re a...read more »
Why did the student eat his...
Why did the student eat his homework?
Answer: Because his teache...read more »
Why did the jellybean go to...
Why did the jellybean go to school?
Answer: Because it wanted to...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, every kid was waiting for an owl to bring their school l...read more »
What did one hat say to...
What did one hat say to the other?
Answer: “You stay here, I’ll ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »
Why was the broom late? Answer:...
Why was the broom late?
Answer: It swept in!read more »
Why did the cookie go to...
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it felt cru...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Jack Sparrow” Edition
In 2003, the most important rule was "Just keep swimming." It was...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Silently laughing in the snow.
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
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