What’s orange and sounds like a…

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

What do you call a pig that does karate? Answer: A pork chop!read more »

What do you call a snowman in summer? Answer: A puddle!read more »

How does a scientist freshen her breath? Answer: With experi-min...read more »

In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »

What did one plate say to the other plate? Answer: “Lunch is on ...read more »

Why don’t fish play basketball? Answer: Because they’re afraid o...read more »

Why did the pirate go to the playground? Answer: To get some arr...read more »

In 2011, the ultimate magic happened as the Deathly Hallows ...read more »

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Answer: “Hey, ...read more »

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »

What do elves learn in school? Answer: The elf-abet!read more »

In 2010, the pinnacle of style was a Silly Bandz bracelet, and th...read more »

In 1997, the world was obsessed with two things: catching ’em all...read more »

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Answer: You think it’s “R,” b...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker09/21/2004 20:20It really whips the llama's ass!

@Tripod_Member02/08/2011 08:15Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Futurama_Bender06/14/2010 21:44Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Spice_Girl_Posh08/08/2007 19:59Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball03/27/1999 18:10Deadly funny! Watch out!

@BackToFuture_M11/02/2012 09:31Great Scott! This joke is from the future!