55 Kids Jokes: The 2010 “Minions & Angry Birds” Edition

In 2010, the pinnacle of style was a Silly Bandz bracelet, and the most played game on your mom’s phone was Angry Birds. It was the year of Tangled, the arrival of the first Despicable Me, and the era when “Waka Waka” was the only song anyone wanted to dance to during the World Cup.

The 2010 Top 10: The “Despicable & Viral” Hits

1. The Minion Logic: Why did the Minion bring a ladder to the grocery store? Because he wanted to reach the “high-quality” bananas!
2. The Angry Birds Strategy: Why did the bird go to school? To improve his “aim” for the next pig fortress.
3. The Toy Story 3 Farewell: Why did Woody go to the doctor? Because he had “draw-string” heart failure after saying goodbye to Andy.
4. The Justin Bieber Fever: Why did the kid bring a baby bottle to the concert? Because he heard Justin singing “Baby, Baby, Baby, Oh!”
5. The Tangled Twist: Why was Rapunzel so good at business? Because she had a lot of “overhead.”
6. The iPad Launch: Why did the boy put his iPad in the blender? He wanted to make a “tech-smoothie” (and he watched too many “Will It Blend?” videos).
7. The How to Train Your Dragon: Why did Toothless go to the dentist? Because he was “toothless” and needed a new name!
8. The Shrek Forever After: Why did Shrek cross the road? To get away from Rumpelstiltskin’s contracts.
9. The Waka Waka Dance: Why did the soccer ball go to the disco? It wanted to show Shakira its “round” moves.
10. The Karate Kid Reboot: Why did the jacket fall off the hook? Because Jaden Smith was practicing his “jacket on, jacket off” routine.

The Full 2010 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert at playing Angry Birds? A “Fling-asaurus.”
12. Why did the computer go to the eye doctor? Because it lost its “Windows” and couldn’t see the icons.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
53. What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
54. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? It was over-booked.
55. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.