How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
Answer: It’s full!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What did one plate say to...
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Answer: “Lunch is on ...read more »
What do you call a rabbit...
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
Answer: A funny bunny...read more »
How do you make a tissue...
How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer: Put a little boogie in i...read more »
50 Kids Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Bug & Pokémania” Edition
In 1999, the ultimate flex was a holographic Charizard card and a...read more »
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the party?
Answer: Because it was a-pee...read more »
Why did the student eat his...
Why did the student eat his homework?
Answer: Because his teache...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Mushroom Kingdom” Edition
In 2023, the biggest debate wasn't about homework, but whether yo...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Turning Red” Edition
In 2022, the ultimate flex was sharing your green Wordle squares ...read more »
What did one ocean say to...
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing, they...read more »
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Answer:...
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Answer: You think it’s “R,” b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What do you call a pig...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Answer: A pork chop!read more »
What did the grape say when...
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Answer: Nothing, ...read more »
What’s orange and sounds like a...
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!read more »
What did the pencil say to...
What did the pencil say to the paper?
Answer: “You’ve got a good...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
This site is very exciting!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
We are many. We are laughing.