What do you call a pig…

What do you call a pig that does karate?
Answer: A pork chop!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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What has hands but can’t clap? Answer: A clock!read more »

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@StreetFighter_Ken06/27/2014 04:18Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Dumb_And_Dumber07/05/2015 10:59So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@StoneCold_31601/07/2011 14:23And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Old_School_Frank10/06/1995 16:10We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Gaia_Online_Gold08/29/2006 16:27Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.