What do you call a sleeping bull?
Answer: A bulldozer!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the astronaut break up...
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Answer: Beca...read more »
What did the big flower say...
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: “Hey, ...read more »
51 Kids Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Pokémania” Edition
In 1997, the world was obsessed with two things: catching ’em all...read more »
What do you call a pig...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Answer: A pork chop!read more »
How do you know when the...
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
Answer: It’...read more »
How does a scientist freshen her...
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
Answer: With experi-min...read more »
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?...
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have th...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, if you weren't saying "Sksksk" and "And I oop—", you wer...read more »
What do you call a rabbit...
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
Answer: A funny bunny...read more »
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »
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Why did the dinosaur cross the...
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Minecraft Alpha” Edition
In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »
50 Kids Jokes: The 2024 “Anxiety & Mega Minions” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Super green! Hilarious!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!