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Why did the astronaut break up…

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Answer: Because she needed space!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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54 Kids Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Flappy Bird” Edition
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54 Kids Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Ratatouille” Edition
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Why can’t a leopard hide? Answer: Because it’s always spotted!read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber07/31/2011 19:10So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee10/28/1999 05:21A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Men_In_Black_K02/07/2001 16:10We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Pentium_Power11/03/1997 18:05My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan07/24/2004 12:35Silently laughing in the snow.
@Shagadelic_9712/12/1997 04:21This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@White_Goodman_G09/27/1999 20:59We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Nyan_Cat_Space08/07/2009 04:19Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Clans_Leader_9901/26/2005 18:29Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Podcast_Listener08/26/2002 05:02I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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