Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Answer: Because she needed space!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why do cows have bells? Answer:...
Why do cows have bells?
Answer: Because their horns don’t work!read more »
Why was the broom late? Answer:...
Why was the broom late?
Answer: It swept in!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Flappy Bird” Edition
In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score ...read more »
What’s the best way to catch...
What’s the best way to catch a school of fish?
Answer: With book...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Ratatouille” Edition
In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and t...read more »
Why can’t a leopard hide? Answer:...
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Answer: Because it’s always spotted!read more »
What do you call a pig...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Answer: A pork chop!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Calendar & Avengers Assemble” Edition
In 2012, we were too busy doing the "invisible horse" dance to wo...read more »
Why did the chicken join the...
Why did the chicken join the band?
Answer: He wanted to drum up ...read more »
What did the grape say when...
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Answer: Nothing, ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What’s orange and sounds like a...
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Turning Red” Edition
In 2022, the ultimate flex was sharing your green Wordle squares ...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an...
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
Answer: In case...read more »
How do you know when the...
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
Answer: It’...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Silently laughing in the snow.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!