Why was the broom late? Answer:…

Why was the broom late?
Answer: It swept in!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, the coolest thing was playing Mario Kart Wii w...read more »

What do you call a bear with no teeth? Answer: A gummy bear!read more »

In 2012, we were too busy doing the "invisible horse" dance to wo...read more »

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? Answer: A carrot!read more »

Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? Answer: Because it was a l...read more »

In 2005, the world changed because we could finally upload our ow...read more »

In 2011, the ultimate magic happened as the Deathly Hallows ...read more »

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Answer: Boo-berry pie!read more »

In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and t...read more »

In 2015, we finally got to see Han Solo back on the Falcon and le...read more »

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? Answer: A can’t...read more »

In 2010, the pinnacle of style was a Silly Bandz bracelet, and th...read more »

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer: Because they might crack up!read more »

@Geocities_Builder04/18/2002 03:23I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@SouthPark_Stan02/23/2008 15:27Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@BackToFuture_M09/01/2002 01:26Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Gremlins_Gizmo08/24/2000 23:53Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Dodgeball_Pat06/02/2009 05:39If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Salt_Bae_Original01/14/1996 15:22Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Mocking_Sponge03/31/2001 00:07mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Excite_User_9703/15/2008 06:46This site is very exciting!

@Rage_Comic_Fan02/26/2000 00:41FFFFFUUUUU-nny!