52 Kids Jokes: The 2011 “Hogwarts Farewell & Skyrim” Edition

In 2011, the ultimate magic happened as the Deathly Hallows Part 2 hit theaters. It was the year of Cars 2, the debut of The Amazing World of Gumball, and the moment everyone realized that “Friday” by Rebecca Black was the song we loved to hate. If you weren’t building a castle in Minecraft, you were probably taking a “Knee” like a Dovahkiin.

The 2011 Top 10: The “Wizards & Warriors” Hits

1. The Harry Potter Finale: Why did Voldemort cross the road? Because Harry Potter was on the other side… and he had “no-nose” (no-knows) why!
2. The Skyrim Arrow: Why did the adventurer stop traveling? Because he took a joke to the “knee” and couldn’t stand the laughter anymore.
3. The Nyan Cat Fever: Why did the cat eat a pop-tart? Because he wanted to leave a “rainbow” trail wherever he went on the internet.
4. The Cars 2 Spy: Why was Mater such a good spy? Because nobody “sus-pected” a tow truck with a dented personality!
5. The Minecraft Official Launch: Why did the Steve cross the road? To get to the other “biome” before the sun went down.
6. The Kung Fu Panda 2: Why did Po go to the library? He heard they had a lot of “inner peace” (pieces) of paper.
7. The Rio Party: Why did the blue macaw bring a map to the carnival? He didn’t want to “fly” blind in the middle of the dance.
8. The Smurfs Movie: Why did the Smurf go to New York? He wanted to see if the “Big Apple” was really as big as his house.
9. The Puss in Boots Solo: Why did Puss in Boots bring a saucer of milk to the duel? In case things got “creamy” (grim-y).
10. The Muppets Comeback: Why did Kermit go to the doctor? He had a “frog” in his throat and was feeling a little green.

The Full 2011 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert at playing Skyrim? A “Dragon-born-asaurus.”
12. Why did the tablet go to school? To get more “apps-titude.”
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the nurse? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.