Why did the jellybean go to…

Why did the jellybean go to school?
Answer: Because it wanted to be a smartie!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@DialUp_Dreamer12/12/2014 19:28Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Clueless_Dionne11/15/2001 15:34Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Austin_Powers_Doctor10/14/2003 12:58One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Scanner_Darkly09/20/1997 01:28I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Flashdance_What07/20/2002 04:23What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Flickr_User_0409/26/2011 16:53A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Arthas_Fan_0207/17/2003 16:30Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Forever_Alone_X09/26/1998 02:05At least I have my jokes to keep me company.