What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Answer: Thunderwear!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Kids Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Scrat’s Nut” Edition
In 2002, with great power came great responsibility... mostly the...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Minecraft Alpha” Edition
In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
Answer: A mon-key!read more »
What do you call a snowman...
What do you call a snowman in summer?
Answer: A puddle!read more »
50 Kids Jokes: The 2024 “Anxiety & Mega Minions” Edition
In 2024, the ultimate goal is to be "very demure" while dealing w...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2004 “Shrek 2 & Razr Flip” Edition
In 2004, the peak of entertainment was watching Puss in Boots do ...read more »
What did one plate say to...
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Answer: “Lunch is on ...read more »
Why do cows have bells? Answer:...
Why do cows have bells?
Answer: Because their horns don’t work!read more »
Why was the math book sad?...
Why was the math book sad?
Answer: Because it had too many probl...read more »
Why did the pirate go to...
Why did the pirate go to the playground?
Answer: To get some arr...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What kind of tree fits in...
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Answer: A palm tree!read more »
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Answer:...
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Boo-berry pie!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Lava” Edition
In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »
Why did the cow go to...
Why did the cow go to space?
Answer: To see the moooon!read more »
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E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
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This joke is an Epic Win!