What do you call a snowman in summer?
Answer: A puddle!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: ...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Infinity War” Edition
In 2018, life was all about finding a Golden Scar and avoiding th...read more »
How do you know when the...
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
Answer: It’...read more »
What do elves learn in school?...
What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Lava” Edition
In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, the world changed because we could finally upload our ow...read more »
What’s orange and sounds like a...
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!read more »
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Answer:...
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Answer: Purr-ple!read more »
Why did the cookie go to...
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it felt cru...read more »
What did one wall say to...
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: “I’ll meet you ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
53 Kids Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Zootopia” Edition
In 2016, the world was one big scavenger hunt. If you weren't out...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2015 “Inside Out & Star Wars Return” Edition
In 2015, we finally got to see Han Solo back on the Falcon and le...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, if you weren't saying "Sksksk" and "And I oop—", you wer...read more »
What do you call cheese that...
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Answer: Nacho cheese!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!