52 Kids Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition

In 2019, if you weren’t saying “Sksksk” and “And I oop—”, you were probably busy watching Toy Story 4 or Frozen II. It was the year of the Hydro Flask, the rise of TikTok dances, and the moment we realized that even a spork could have an existential crisis (looking at you, Forky!).

The 2019 Top 10: The “Millennium Finale” Hits

1. The Avengers Endgame: Why did Iron Man sleep with his suit on? Because he wanted to have “super” dreams… for 3000 nights.
2. The Baby Yoda Fever: Why did Baby Yoda cross the road? Because “This is the way.”
3. The VSCO Girl Logic: Why did the VSCO girl bring a metal straw to the math test? To save the turtles from all the “plastic” logic.
4. The Frozen II Mystery: Why did Olaf go to the sauna? He wanted to see what “doing whatever snowmen do in summer” actually felt like (it was a short trip).
5. The Toy Story 4 Moment: Why did Forky go to the trash can? Because he thought he was “trash,” but Woody knew he was “toy-tal” genius.
6. The Old Town Road: Why did the horse go to the boutique? He wanted to take his horse to the “Old Town Road” and buy some Gucci tack.
7. The Lion King Remake: Why was the 2019 Simba so realistic? Because he spent all day looking in the mirror saying, “I just can’t wait to be CGI King.”
8. The Detective Pikachu: Why was Pikachu so good at solving crimes? Because he always gave his suspects a “shocking” interrogation.
9. The Area 51 Raid: Why did the alien stay in his cell during the raid? He saw the memes and realized the humans were weirder than he was.
10. The Spider-Man: Far From Home: Why did Peter Parker use Google Maps in Europe? Because he was “Far From Home” and his spider-sense didn’t cover international roaming.

The Full 2019 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a viral TikTok star? A “Trend-asaurus.”
12. Why did the smartphone go to the doctor? It had too much “cache” and felt bloated.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the nurse? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.