53 Kids Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Zootopia” Edition

In 2016, the world was one big scavenger hunt. If you weren’t out looking for a Snorlax, you were probably watching The Secret Life of Pets or trying to figure out if you could survive on an island like Moana. It was the year of the Dab, the year of “Juju on That Beat,” and the time when every kid became a Master.

The 2016 Top 10: The “Catch ’Em All” Hits

1. The Pokémon GO Logic: Why did the kid cross the road? Because there was a rare Dragonite on the other side and his phone was at 1%!
2. The Zootopia Wit: Why did Nick Wilde go to the bank? To start a “hustle” fund for his pawpsicles.
3. The Moana Adventure: Why did Maui’s tattoos never move to the back? Because they didn’t want to get “behind” on the story.
4. The Water Bottle Flip: Why did the water bottle go to school? To practice its “stand-up” comedy routine.
5. The Finding Dory Moment: Why did Dory forget the joke? Because… wait, what was I saying?
6. The Secret Life of Pets: Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a “hot” dog while his owner was at work.
7. The Sing Competition: Why did the pig join the singing contest? Because she wanted to show everyone she had “bacon” (talent).
8. The Trolls Fever: Why was Branch so grumpy? Because he hadn’t found his “true colors” yet (and the glitter was too loud).
9. The Doctor Strange Magic: Why did the doctor bring a cape to the hospital? He wanted to make sure his patients had a “strange” but “marvel-ous” recovery.
10. The Dab Craze: Why did the math teacher dab? Because he finally found the right “angle.”

The Full 2016 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert at catching Pokémons? A “Poke-asaurus.”
12. Why did the smartphone go to the gym? To work on its “core” processors.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
53. What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.