Why did the dinosaur cross the…

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken wasn’t born yet!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Answer: Nothing, they...read more »

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Answer: A bulldozer!read more »

Why did the cow go to space? Answer: To see the moooon!read more »

How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? Answer: It’...read more »

Why did the tomato turn red? Answer: Because it saw the salad dr...read more »

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Answer: Because he was outst...read more »

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Answer: Sneakers!read more »

@BBS_Veteran08/21/2015 21:03Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Flash_Animator09/05/1998 10:42I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club11/02/2008 03:56A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Clueless_Dionne07/06/2010 18:18Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Pentium_Power05/05/2015 07:36My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Emule_Donkey12/02/2012 20:31Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler09/16/1996 19:48May I suggest another joke, sir?