What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Answer: Sneakers!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the soccer player bring...
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
Answer: To t...read more »
Why don’t fish play basketball? Answer:...
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Answer: Because they’re afraid o...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an...
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
Answer: In case...read more »
What do you call a dog...
What do you call a dog magician?
Answer: A labracadabrador!read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »
Why did the bee have sticky...
Why did the bee have sticky hair?
Answer: Because it used honeyc...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Minecraft Alpha” Edition
In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »
Why did the dinosaur cross the...
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken...read more »
50 Kids Jokes: The 2024 “Anxiety & Mega Minions” Edition
In 2024, the ultimate goal is to be "very demure" while dealing w...read more »
What do you call a pig...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Answer: A pork chop!read more »
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Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »
What did the pencil say to...
What did the pencil say to the paper?
Answer: “You’ve got a good...read more »
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?...
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have th...read more »
Why did the clock break up...
Why did the clock break up with the calendar?
Answer: Because it...read more »
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*Boom* - there goes my brain!
Equality for all jokes!