Why don’t fish play basketball?
Answer: Because they’re afraid of the net!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
How do you know when the...
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
Answer: It’...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Lava” Edition
In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »
What do you call a cow...
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?
Answer: A moo-s...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dragon Warrior” Edition
In 2008, the coolest thing was playing Mario Kart Wii w...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
Answer: A mon-key!read more »
Why did the scarecrow win an...
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outst...read more »
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer:...
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they might crack up!read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 1995 “Tamagotchi & Playground” Edition
In 1995, the pinnacle of technology was the colorful Game Boy, an...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2015 “Inside Out & Star Wars Return” Edition
In 2015, we finally got to see Han Solo back on the Falcon and le...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an...
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
Answer: In case...read more »
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What do elves learn in school?...
What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet!read more »
What’s the best way to catch...
What’s the best way to catch a school of fish?
Answer: With book...read more »
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the party?
Answer: Because it was a-pee...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Jack Sparrow” Edition
In 2003, the most important rule was "Just keep swimming." It was...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.