54 Kids Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dragon Warrior” Edition

In 2008, the coolest thing was playing Mario Kart Wii with the plastic wheel and watching Phineas and Ferb build a roller coaster in their backyard. It was the year of WALL-E, the debut of The Clone Wars series, and the time when everyone was trying to master the “Wuxi Finger Hold.”

The 2008 Top 10: The “Super & Sparkly” Hits

1. The Iron Man Genius: Why did Tony Stark cross the road? To get to the other “side-kick” (and because his suit ran out of battery).
2. The Kung Fu Panda Logic: Why did Po go to the bakery? He wanted to become the “Bun-y Warrior.”
3. The WALL-E Mystery: Why was WALL-E so good at tidying up? Because he was a “box-office” success at cleaning the planet!
4. The Twilight Sparkle: Why don’t vampires like to go to the beach in 2008? Because they don’t want to get “sparkle-burn.”
5. The Madagascar 2 Trip: Why did the animals go back to Africa? Because the “New York” slice of pizza in the zoo just wasn’t the same.
6. The Batman: Dark Knight: Why did the Joker go to the hair salon? He heard they had “serious” discounts on green dye.
7. The Wii Music Moment: Why did the boy bring a conductor’s baton to his Nintendo Wii? He wanted to lead his “Mii-chestra.”
8. The Star Wars: Clone Wars: Why was Anakin so good at flying? Because he always had a “Force-ful” personality in the cockpit.
9. The Bolt Superdog: Why did Bolt go to the vet? He thought his bark was “shaking” the entire world, but it was just the subwoofer.
10. The High School Musical 3: Why did Troy and Gabriella graduate? Because they finally realized they couldn’t just “sing” their way through every math test.

The Full 2008 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert at martial arts? A “Kung-Fu-saurus.”
12. Why did the computer go to the gym? It wanted to get more “mega-bytes” of muscle.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
53. What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
54. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? It was over-booked.