What did the grape say when…

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Win95_Fanatic09/09/2005 05:11This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Yahoo_Directory08/09/1997 19:07Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@StarWars_Nerd03/30/2001 03:45The farce is strong with this one!

@Floppy_Fanatic03/04/1999 06:13Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Animorphs_X03/22/2006 07:24I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Technorati_Tag11/08/2004 10:14Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Leeroy_Jenkins09/01/2006 20:02At least I have chicken... and this joke!