What did one volcano say to the other?
Answer: “I lava you!”
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why was the broom late? Answer:...
Why was the broom late?
Answer: It swept in!read more »
Why did the cow go to...
Why did the cow go to space?
Answer: To see the moooon!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Flappy Bird” Edition
In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score ...read more »
What did the big flower say...
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: “Hey, ...read more »
What did one plate say to...
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Answer: “Lunch is on ...read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: ...read more »
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer:...
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they might crack up!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Among Us” Edition
In 2020, the most terrifying phrase was "Your mic is still on!" a...read more »
Why did the jellybean go to...
Why did the jellybean go to school?
Answer: Because it wanted to...read more »
Why did the tomato turn red?...
Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dr...read more »
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52 Kids Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, if you weren't saying "Sksksk" and "And I oop—", you wer...read more »
Why did the music teacher go...
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Answer: Because she got ca...read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, the world changed because we could finally upload our ow...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Minecraft Alpha” Edition
In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
A joke for the end of the world.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
... (Laughter in silence).
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!