54 Kids Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Among Us” Edition

In 2020, the most terrifying phrase was “Your mic is still on!” and the ultimate goal was to finish your tasks in Electrical without getting “vented.” It was the year of Sonic the Hedgehog, the arrival of Baby Shark on repeat (again), and the era when we realized that staying home was the new way to save the world.

The 2020 Top 10: The “Quarantine & Imposter” Hits

1. The Among Us Logic: Why did the Imposter go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a bit “vent-ilated.”
2. The Zoom School: Why did the student wear sunglasses to his online class? Because his teacher’s screen-sharing was too bright!
3. The Animal Crossing Life: Why did the villager go to the bank? To pay off Tom Nook… for the 50th time this week.
4. The Sonic the Hedgehog: Why was Sonic so good at the 2020 lockdown? Because he’s the only one who can go to the grocery store and back in 0.5 seconds.
5. The Banana Bread Craze: Why did the banana go to school? It wanted to become a “bread-winner” during quarantine.
6. The Frozen II (Home Edition): Why did Olaf love 2020? Because he finally figured out what “water has memory” means—it remembers all the times we washed our hands!
7. The Mandalorian (Season 2): Why did Mando refuse to take off his mask? He was just following the 2020 social distancing guidelines very strictly.
8. The Fall Guys Struggle: Why did the jellybean-man go to the gym? He wanted to practice “falling” with style and not getting knocked off the platform.
9. The Trolls World Tour: Why did the Trolls stay home? They heard the “World Tour” was happening on the living room TV instead.
10. The Toilet Paper Mystery: Why did the roll of toilet paper win the award? Because it was the most “valuable” player of 2020.

The Full 2020 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert at staying home? A “Stay-at-home-asaurus.”
12. Why did the computer feel sick? It had too many “Zoomies.”
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta (and he’s definitely the Imposter!).
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake (and he was bored in the kitchen).
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the nurse? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems (and no one to help with them on mute).
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field (and practiced social distancing before it was cool).
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly (especially in 2020).
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright (even through the webcam).
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
53. What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
54. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? It was over-booked.