Why can’t you give Elsa a…

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Answer: Because she will let it go!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, with great power came great responsibility... mostly the...read more »

What do you call a bear with no teeth? Answer: A gummy bear!read more »

Why are ghosts bad liars? Answer: Because you can see right thro...read more »

In 1995, the pinnacle of technology was the colorful Game Boy, an...read more »

Why did the tomato turn red? Answer: Because it saw the salad dr...read more »

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer: Because they might crack up!read more »

Why did the music note get in trouble? Answer: Because it was sh...read more »

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? Answer: A carrot!read more »

Why did the student eat his homework? Answer: Because his teache...read more »

Why did the music teacher go to jail? Answer: Because she got ca...read more »

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Answer: Beca...read more »

In 2024, the ultimate goal is to be "very demure" while dealing w...read more »

What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? Answer: A cool coconu...read more »

In the year 2000, the future finally arrived. We survived Y2K, go...read more »

@Seinfeld_George08/17/2012 21:49What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/05/1999 21:11The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@PeanutButter_J06/23/1995 04:11It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Midi_Background07/25/2003 16:27Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Keep_Calm_Fan09/08/2008 00:16Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.