What do you call a bear…

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Answer: Because she will let ...read more »

What did one wall say to the other wall? Answer: “I’ll meet you ...read more »

In 2003, the most important rule was "Just keep swimming." It was...read more »

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Answer: Because it felt cru...read more »

What kind of car does a Jedi drive? Answer: A Toy-Yoda!read more »

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Answer: Because the chicken...read more »

In 1998, the pinnacle of cool was owning a Furby that wouldn’t st...read more »

How do you make a tissue dance? Answer: Put a little boogie in i...read more »

In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »

Why did the cow go to space? Answer: To see the moooon!read more »

In 2019, if you weren't saying "Sksksk" and "And I oop—", you wer...read more »

In 2016, the world was one big scavenger hunt. If you weren't out...read more »

What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Answer: Thunderwear!read more »

In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and t...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye09/29/2006 22:29Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Campus_King04/22/2012 07:20The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax05/13/2010 14:02I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair07/31/2010 00:24I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

@Last_Commenter12/30/1996 10:52Saving the best laugh for last!