54 Kids Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Ratatouille” Edition

In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and the most dramatic thing on the internet was the “Leave Britney Alone” video. It was the year of Bee Movie (and its endless memes), the arrival of Phineas and Ferb on Disney Channel, and the final Harry Potter book that had everyone hiding from spoilers.

The 2007 Top 10: The “Touchscreen & Transformers” Hits

1. The iPhone Revolution: Why did the kid bring a towel to the new iPhone launch? Because he heard it had a “liquid” crystal display.
2. The Ratatouille Recipe: Why was the rat such a good chef? Because he had “grate” taste and never “squeaked” about his secret ingredients.
3. The Bee Movie Logic: Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use “honey-combs”!
4. The Transformers Battle: Why did Optimus Prime go to the mechanic? He was feeling a little “auto-mobile-istic” and needed a transmission-formation.
5. The Spider-Man 3 Drama: Why did Spider-Man start wearing black? He heard it was “slimming” for his battle against Venom.
6. The Phineas and Ferb Invention: Why did Candace go to the doctor? Because she had a chronic case of “brother-itis” from trying to bust Phineas and Ferb.
7. The Shrek the Third Moment: Why did Shrek become a king? Because he wanted to prove that “ogre-achieving” is possible for everyone.
8. The Halo 3 Launch: Why did the Master Chief go to the bank? To get his “Master-Card” and buy more shields.
9. The Alvin and the Chipmunks: Why did the chipmunk cross the road? To show his brothers he had the “nuts” to do it.
10. The Enchanted Twist: Why did the princess stay in New York? Because the subway was faster than a pumpkin carriage (but much smellier).

The Full 2007 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert at using a touchscreen? A “Slide-asaurus.”
12. Why did the computer go to the nurse? It had a “scroll” ache.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
53. What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
54. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? It was over-booked.