What kind of key opens a…

What kind of key opens a banana?
Answer: A mon-key!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2005, the world changed because we could finally upload our ow...read more »

What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? Answer: A cool coconu...read more »

Why did the cow go to space? Answer: To see the moooon!read more »

What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Answer: Thunderwear!read more »

How do you organize a space party? Answer: You planet!read more »

In 2011, the ultimate magic happened as the Deathly Hallows ...read more »

In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »

In 2016, the world was one big scavenger hunt. If you weren't out...read more »

What did one plate say to the other plate? Answer: “Lunch is on ...read more »

Why did the bee have sticky hair? Answer: Because it used honeyc...read more »

In 1996, the world went 3D with the release of the Nintendo 64, a...read more »

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? Answer: A funny bunny...read more »

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Answer: Boo-berry pie!read more »

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Answer: You think it’s “R,” b...read more »

@ICQ_Master9911/13/2004 17:00Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Blue_Screen_Survivor01/23/2002 12:18At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@SoulSeek_Fan07/26/2001 12:06Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker02/23/2004 12:56This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Keep_Calm_Fan11/02/2007 15:48Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.