What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Answer:…

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Answer: You think it’s “R,” but it’s actually the “C!”

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

What do you call a sleeping bull? Answer: A bulldozer!read more »

In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and t...read more »

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Answer: Nothing, ...read more »

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? Answer: A carrot!read more »

What do you call a dog magician? Answer: A labracadabrador!read more »

What did the pencil say to the paper? Answer: “You’ve got a good...read more »

In the year 2000, the future finally arrived. We survived Y2K, go...read more »

How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? Answer: It’...read more »

What do elves learn in school? Answer: The elf-abet!read more »

Why did the cow go to space? Answer: To see the moooon!read more »

What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? Answer: A moo-s...read more »

How do you organize a space party? Answer: You planet!read more »

In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »

How do you make a tissue dance? Answer: Put a little boogie in i...read more »

@Full_House_Lover03/22/1997 15:34You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Hotmail_Checker03/21/2014 15:57Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Startup_Kid02/21/1995 18:48Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan12/12/2013 20:51Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Speed_Racer_Go11/24/1995 13:20Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Fat_Bastard_Get02/04/1999 15:01Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Hat_Tip_Sir05/12/2006 02:56M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Net_Neutrality05/14/1998 04:16Equality for all jokes!