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What do you call a dog magician?
Answer: A labracadabrador!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the music note get...
Why did the music note get in trouble? Answer: Because it was sh...read more »
How do you organize a space...
How do you organize a space party? Answer: You planet!read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Zootopia” Edition
In 2016, the world was one big scavenger hunt. If you weren't out...read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 2021 “Pop-it & Multiverse” Edition
In 2021, the ultimate stress reliever was a rainbow-colored fidge...read more »
Why was the broom late? Answer:...
Why was the broom late? Answer: It swept in!read more »
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Answer:...
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Answer: Purr-ple!read more »
Why can’t you give Elsa a...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Answer: Because she will let ...read more »
What do you call a dinosaur...
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? Answer...read more »
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?...
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Answer: They don’t have th...read more »
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Answer:...
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Answer: You think it’s “R,” b...read more »

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54 Kids Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Calendar & Avengers Assemble” Edition
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55 Kids Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Google Garage” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict06/24/2014 08:12LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Lara_Croft_9606/09/2007 07:02Found a real treasure with this one.
@South_Park_Cartman07/26/2009 14:27Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Saved_By_The_Bell05/17/2009 14:16I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Space_Jam_Lola03/24/2011 06:29Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Cool_Story_Bro03/17/2014 05:54Actually, it IS a cool story!

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