55 Kids Jokes: The 2021 “Pop-it & Multiverse” Edition

In 2021, the ultimate stress reliever was a rainbow-colored fidget toy, and the biggest mystery was how many Spider-Men could fit in one movie. It was the year of Luca, the return of Squid Game (the kid-friendly red-light-green-light version!), and the era when “Stay” by Justin Bieber and The Kid LAROI was the soundtrack to every TikTok.

The 2021 Top 10: The “Pop & Magic” Hits

1. The Pop-it Logic: Why did the kid bring a Pop-it to the library? Because he wanted to make sure his ideas were “popping” in silence!
2. The Encanto Rule: Why don’t we talk about Bruno? Because every time we do, the weather forecast gets a 100% chance of “earworms”!
3. The Spider-Man Multiverse: Why did the three Spider-Men go to the restaurant? To see who would “point” at the bill first.
4. The Luca Secret: Why was Luca so good at swimming? Because he had a “sea-cret” identity that was just “fin-tastic.”
5. The Suez Canal Meme: Why was the big boat so tired? Because it spent all week “blocking” out the haters in the canal.
6. The Roblox Downage: Why did the Roblox player go outside in October 2021? Because the “Oof” was real and the servers were on vacation!
7. The Mitchells vs. The Machines: Why did the robot join the family road trip? He heard they had “mega-bytes” of snacks.
8. The Cruella Style: Why did Cruella go to school? To show everyone that her “grades” were as black and white as her hair.
9. The Space Jam: A New Legacy: Why did LeBron James go to the computer? To find his “inner” Looney Tune and update his “server” skills.
10. The Sing 2 Audition: Why did the koala bring a ladder to the stage? He wanted to reach the “high notes” for his big show.

The Full 2021 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that loves to play with Pop-its? A “Pop-asaurus.”
12. Why did the laptop go to the doctor? It had a “streaming” nose.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta (and he’s still sus from last year!).
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the nurse? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems (and Bruno didn’t help).
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
53. What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
54. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? It was over-booked.
55. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.