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Why did the chicken join the band?
Answer: He wanted to drum up some business

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the cow go to...
Why did the cow go to space? Answer: To see the moooon!read more »
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer:...
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer: Because they might crack up!read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »
What did the big flower say...
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Answer: “Hey, ...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Calendar & Avengers Assemble” Edition
In 2012, we were too busy doing the "invisible horse" dance to wo...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Minecraft Alpha” Edition
In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2025 “Six-Seven & Chicken Jockey” Edition
In 2025, the ultimate test was trying to explain the "67" meme to...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Mushroom Kingdom” Edition
In 2023, the biggest debate wasn't about homework, but whether yo...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Ratatouille” Edition
In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and t...read more »
Why did the jellybean go to...
Why did the jellybean go to school? Answer: Because it wanted to...read more »

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How does a scientist freshen her...
How does a scientist freshen her breath? Answer: With experi-min...read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Google Garage” Edition
In 1998, the pinnacle of cool was owning a Furby that wouldn’t st...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia 3310” Edition
In the year 2000, the future finally arrived. We survived Y2K, go...read more »
51 Kids Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Pokémania” Edition
In 1997, the world was obsessed with two things: catching ’em all...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Retro_Gamer_Girl07/29/2000 20:39Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Jordan_Fan_2308/27/2010 23:03Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Austin_Powers_Y07/19/2007 22:56Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Zoolander_Mug04/05/1999 13:20I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Prodigy_User_X09/22/2007 19:14Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular09/20/1997 07:21I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Futurama_Fry_M05/17/2014 10:09Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
@No_Way_Jose03/08/2013 22:57No way! That’s too much!
@Podcast_Listener10/21/2000 02:41I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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