Why did the chicken join the band?
Answer: He wanted to drum up some business
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the cow go to...
Why did the cow go to space?
Answer: To see the moooon!read more »
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer:...
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they might crack up!read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »
What did the big flower say...
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: “Hey, ...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Calendar & Avengers Assemble” Edition
In 2012, we were too busy doing the "invisible horse" dance to wo...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Minecraft Alpha” Edition
In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2025 “Six-Seven & Chicken Jockey” Edition
In 2025, the ultimate test was trying to explain the "67" meme to...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Mushroom Kingdom” Edition
In 2023, the biggest debate wasn't about homework, but whether yo...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Ratatouille” Edition
In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and t...read more »
Why did the jellybean go to...
Why did the jellybean go to school?
Answer: Because it wanted to...read more »
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How does a scientist freshen her...
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
Answer: With experi-min...read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Google Garage” Edition
In 1998, the pinnacle of cool was owning a Furby that wouldn’t st...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia 3310” Edition
In the year 2000, the future finally arrived. We survived Y2K, go...read more »
51 Kids Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Pokémania” Edition
In 1997, the world was obsessed with two things: catching ’em all...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
No way! That’s too much!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!