52 Kids Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia 3310” Edition

In the year 2000, the future finally arrived. We survived Y2K, got our hands on the PlayStation 2, and spent hours trying to compose our own ringtones on our indestructible cell phones. It was the year of Dora the Explorer, the rise of NSYNC, and the era when everyone thought scooters were the fastest way to travel.

The 2000 Top 10: The “Millennium Starters”

1. The Nokia 3310 Strength: Why did the boy drop his Nokia 3310 on the floor? He wanted to see if the floor would break.
2. The Sims Logic: Why did the Sim stay in the pool all day? Because someone deleted the ladder and they hadn’t learned how to jump out yet!
3. The Grinch Stole Christmas: Why was the Grinch so bad at golf? Because he always stayed in the “green.”
4. The PS2 Launch: Why did the kid bring a pillow to his new PlayStation 2? Because the graphics were so “dreamy.”
5. The X-Men Fever: Why is Wolverine so good at school? Because he always has “sharp” answers.
6. The Dora the Explorer Quest: Why did Dora bring a map to the kitchen? To find the “hidden” snacks behind the cereal boxes.
7. The Scooby-Doo Mystery: Why did Scooby-Doo go to the disco? To do the “Scooby-Doo-bie” dance!
8. The Britney vs. Christina Era: Why did the CD player feel dizzy? Because it was “Oops… spinning again!”
9. The Chicken Run Escape: Why did the chickens join a gym in 2000? To prepare for their big “breakout” performance.
10. The Emperor’s New Groove: Why did Kuzco get kicked out of the library? He wouldn’t stop “throwing off the groove.”

The Full 2000 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert at picking flowers? A Bud-asaurus.
12. Why did the computer cross the road? To “exit” the screen.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t “peeling” well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.