Why couldn’t the pony sing a…

Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
Answer: Because it was a little hoarse!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Web_Master_Flex11/17/1998 21:32I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Karate_Kid_Wax10/21/2000 16:24Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Trololo_Man_7007/14/1996 17:11Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler12/14/1999 01:47May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Xanga_Skin_Maker08/15/2005 00:04This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Slow_Clap_Guy11/09/2012 02:27...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!