54 Kids Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Flappy Bird” Edition

In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score higher than 5 in Flappy Bird and the ultimate mystery was what the fox actually said. It was the year of Monsters University, the debut of Steven Universe, and the moment everyone realized that Elsa’s “Let It Go” would be stuck in our heads for the next decade.

The 2013 Top 10: The “Frozen & Viral” Hits

1. The Frozen Chill: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will “Let It Go!”
2. The Fox Mystery: Why did the fox go to the doctor? Because he forgot “what the fox says” and had a sore throat.
3. The Flappy Bird Rage: Why did the bird quit the game? Because he was “two-tired” of hitting those green pipes!
4. The Despicable Me 2: Why did the Minion put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some “liquid assets.”
5. The Monsters University: Why did Mike Wazowski go to the library? To see if he could find a book on “How to be Eye-catching.”
6. The PS4 vs Xbox One: Why did the console go to the party? To show off its “next-gen” dance moves.
7. The Harlem Shake Fever: Why did the chicken join the Harlem Shake? Because it heard everyone was “winging” it.
8. The Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2: Why did the strawberry cross the road? Because his friends were in a “jam.”
9. The Iron Man 3 Tech: Why did Tony Stark get a new suit? Because the old one was starting to feel a bit “rusty.”
10. The Turbo Snail: Why was the snail so fast? Because he had a “shell-charged” engine!

The Full 2013 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert at playing Flappy Bird? A “Flap-asaurus.”
12. Why did the smartphone go to the doctor? It had too many “bugs” in its system.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the nurse? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
53. What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
54. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? It was over-booked.