Why did the banana go to…

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How do you organize a space party? Answer: You planet!read more »

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In 2019, if you weren't saying "Sksksk" and "And I oop—", you wer...read more »

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Answer: “Hey, ...read more »

Why do cows have bells? Answer: Because their horns don’t work!read more »

In 2002, with great power came great responsibility... mostly the...read more »

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@ICQ_Master9904/10/2013 13:29Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Titanic_Jack07/02/1999 08:25I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Pirates_Jack_S04/18/1995 16:40But you have heard of this joke!

@Chocolate_Rain02/16/2009 20:02I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Newgrounds_User05/13/2008 17:23Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!