Why did the frog take the…

Why did the frog take the bus to school?
Answer: Because his car got toad!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@BBS_Veteran01/22/1997 17:05Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Nokia_Snake_Champ02/02/1996 09:40Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Gopher_Explorer09/17/2009 22:00Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@AOL_Instant_Msg07/05/2015 18:05I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Dorm_Room_Hero12/27/2005 11:51My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F01/27/2015 07:39The future is laughing at us.