Why don’t teddy bears ever get…

Why don’t teddy bears ever get hungry?
Answer: Because they’re always stuffed!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Answer: Sneakers!read more »

What has hands but can’t clap? Answer: A clock!read more »

In 2016, the world was one big scavenger hunt. If you weren't out...read more »

In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and t...read more »

In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »

Why did the music teacher go to jail? Answer: Because she got ca...read more »

In 2005, the world changed because we could finally upload our ow...read more »

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Answer: Nothing, they...read more »

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Answer: They don’t have th...read more »

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? Answer: In case...read more »

Why can’t a leopard hide? Answer: Because it’s always spotted!read more »

In 2011, the ultimate magic happened as the Deathly Hallows ...read more »

In 2019, if you weren't saying "Sksksk" and "And I oop—", you wer...read more »

In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score ...read more »

@Beanie_Baby_Collector12/25/2010 08:23This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Home_Alone_Kevin02/02/2008 12:19Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Mr_Blonde_Dance09/13/2003 08:23Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Flashdance_What05/10/1998 22:17What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Talladega_N_R11/21/2009 07:04If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Streamer_Pro_9912/03/1995 13:19Thanks for the donation and the joke!