What has hands but can’t clap?…

What has hands but can’t clap?
Answer: A clock!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Answer: Because he was outst...read more »

In 2012, we were too busy doing the "invisible horse" dance to wo...read more »

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? Answer: In case...read more »

In 2010, the pinnacle of style was a Silly Bandz bracelet, and th...read more »

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? Answer: A can’t...read more »

What did the pencil say to the paper? Answer: “You’ve got a good...read more »

In 2004, the peak of entertainment was watching Puss in Boots do ...read more »

How do you organize a space party? Answer: You planet!read more »

Why do cows have bells? Answer: Because their horns don’t work!read more »

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Answer: Nothing, they...read more »

In 2002, with great power came great responsibility... mostly the...read more »

In 1995, the pinnacle of technology was the colorful Game Boy, an...read more »

@Myspace_First_Friend02/07/2006 19:18I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli05/31/1996 05:57That still only counts as one laugh!

@Emule_Donkey06/12/2009 07:33Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Austin_Powers_Y04/24/2015 02:55Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Terran_Marine04/07/2001 18:04Go, go, go! More jokes!

@Last_Commenter04/19/2007 06:38Saving the best laugh for last!