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Why do cows have bells? Answer:…

Why do cows have bells?
Answer: Because their horns don’t work!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

54 Kids Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Among Us” Edition
In 2020, the most terrifying phrase was "Your mic is still on!" a...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia 3310” Edition
In the year 2000, the future finally arrived. We survived Y2K, go...read more »
What did the pencil say to...
What did the pencil say to the paper? Answer: “You’ve got a good...read more »
What do you call a cow...
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? Answer: A moo-s...read more »
Why do ducks make great detectives?...
Why do ducks make great detectives? Answer: Because they always ...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Ratatouille” Edition
In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and t...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Mushroom Kingdom” Edition
In 2023, the biggest debate wasn't about homework, but whether yo...read more »
What did one hat say to...
What did one hat say to the other? Answer: “You stay here, I’ll ...read more »
Why did the music note get...
Why did the music note get in trouble? Answer: Because it was sh...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Zootopia” Edition
In 2016, the world was one big scavenger hunt. If you weren't out...read more »

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55 Kids Jokes: The 2021 “Pop-it & Multiverse” Edition
In 2021, the ultimate stress reliever was a rainbow-colored fidge...read more »
Why did the frog take the...
Why did the frog take the bus to school? Answer: Because his car...read more »
Why did the cookie go to...
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Answer: Because it felt cru...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2014 “Everything is Awesome” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector01/13/2005 07:56This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Inkjet_Printers12/20/1996 04:39Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Broadband_Newbie11/17/2006 23:26Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Brazil_Terry_G08/15/2006 06:42Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Big_Snatch_Boris06/21/1995 07:02Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Step_Brothers_B09/22/2004 10:32Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Confused_Travolta10/25/2008 23:50Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Spawn_Camper_J07/09/1998 22:38I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Stick_Death_Fan01/14/2008 22:47Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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