Why do cows have bells?
Answer: Because their horns don’t work!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Kids Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Among Us” Edition
In 2020, the most terrifying phrase was "Your mic is still on!" a...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia 3310” Edition
In the year 2000, the future finally arrived. We survived Y2K, go...read more »
What did the pencil say to...
What did the pencil say to the paper?
Answer: “You’ve got a good...read more »
What do you call a cow...
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?
Answer: A moo-s...read more »
Why do ducks make great detectives?...
Why do ducks make great detectives?
Answer: Because they always ...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Ratatouille” Edition
In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and t...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Mushroom Kingdom” Edition
In 2023, the biggest debate wasn't about homework, but whether yo...read more »
What did one hat say to...
What did one hat say to the other?
Answer: “You stay here, I’ll ...read more »
Why did the music note get...
Why did the music note get in trouble?
Answer: Because it was sh...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Zootopia” Edition
In 2016, the world was one big scavenger hunt. If you weren't out...read more »
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55 Kids Jokes: The 2021 “Pop-it & Multiverse” Edition
In 2021, the ultimate stress reliever was a rainbow-colored fidge...read more »
Why did the frog take the...
Why did the frog take the bus to school?
Answer: Because his car...read more »
Why did the cookie go to...
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it felt cru...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2014 “Everything is Awesome” Edition
In 2014, the peak of technology was taking a "selfie" (the word o...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.