Why did the music note get in trouble?
Answer: Because it was sharp!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Kids Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Flappy Bird” Edition
In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score ...read more »
What do you call a snowman...
What do you call a snowman in summer?
Answer: A puddle!read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, if you weren't saying "Sksksk" and "And I oop—", you wer...read more »
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Answer:...
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Boo-berry pie!read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia 3310” Edition
In the year 2000, the future finally arrived. We survived Y2K, go...read more »
What’s orange and sounds like a...
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!read more »
Why don’t fish play basketball? Answer:...
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Answer: Because they’re afraid o...read more »
What do you call a dog...
What do you call a dog magician?
Answer: A labracadabrador!read more »
Why did the cow go to...
Why did the cow go to space?
Answer: To see the moooon!read more »
Why did the chicken join the...
Why did the chicken join the band?
Answer: He wanted to drum up ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What did one wall say to...
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: “I’ll meet you ...read more »
What do you call a bear...
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear!read more »
What kind of car does a...
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
Answer: A Toy-Yoda!read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
That still only counts as one laugh!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!