Why did the cow go to…

Why did the cow go to space?
Answer: To see the moooon!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

What kind of key opens a banana? Answer: A mon-key!read more »

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Answer: Nacho cheese!read more »

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Why was the broom late? Answer: It swept in!read more »

What do you call a dog magician? Answer: A labracadabrador!read more »

What did one hat say to the other? Answer: “You stay here, I’ll ...read more »

In 2015, we finally got to see Han Solo back on the Falcon and le...read more »

Why do ducks make great detectives? Answer: Because they always ...read more »

Why did the music note get in trouble? Answer: Because it was sh...read more »

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? Answer: A carrot!read more »

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Answer: Sneakers!read more »

In 2002, with great power came great responsibility... mostly the...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer07/21/2014 01:34Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Tripod_Member03/07/2011 04:17Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Snake_Game_Pro10/15/2000 00:26I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan08/10/2005 01:12I am crying... with laughter!

@American_Psycho_P03/07/2004 16:59I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@First_World_P11/25/2007 17:42My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Neopets_Trader06/20/1999 18:21Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair04/29/1998 08:20I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!