How do you make a tissue…

How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer: Put a little boogie in it!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2010, the pinnacle of style was a Silly Bandz bracelet, and th...read more »

In 2008, the coolest thing was playing Mario Kart Wii w...read more »

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Answer: They don’t have th...read more »

In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »

Why did the clock break up with the calendar? Answer: Because it...read more »

In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score ...read more »

In 2023, the biggest debate wasn't about homework, but whether yo...read more »

In the year 2000, the future finally arrived. We survived Y2K, go...read more »

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Answer: ...read more »

Why did the frog take the bus to school? Answer: Because his car...read more »

What did one wall say to the other wall? Answer: “I’ll meet you ...read more »

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Answer: Because the chicken...read more »

What do you call a pig that does karate? Answer: A pork chop!read more »

Why was the math book sad? Answer: Because it had too many probl...read more »

@Toy_Story_Woody09/03/2008 06:19There is a joke in my boot!

@Harry_Potter_Ron01/19/2010 04:18Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Brazil_Terry_G09/23/1999 00:16Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Breakfast_Club_B09/17/2001 21:25Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Baxter_The_Dog05/25/2002 20:31Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Badger_Badger_M11/04/1999 10:40Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Homestar_Runner10/08/2014 11:29That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!